Mayo on eggs??? You sure you don't have southern blood in you? Down here they put mayo on EVERYTHING. One of my daughter's friends used to eat mayo sandwiches when she was young -- just bread and mayo. Enjoy those figs -- ourseason is early summer, and this year was tough since last year too dry. Nothing like strawberry/fig jam. Oh, was that a hint ....sorry.
Y'all still sittin' on that bench??? I'll send a big umbrella since it's raining like crazy here.