OMG ... I'm laughing with you
JanRN and can see your beet red complexion! I bet that he had this planned to use it at this most opportune time. I hope that you reminded him there are options for that "D" in his DGS acronym!!!!!
How old is this DGS who went off on a CART yesterday?
And BTW do tell us all about your FART yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!