hey, grann, you should have told me i needed more rum in my coke! you know i'm happy to help you any time! next time i come over please try to be upright! thank goodness heidi was strong enough to pull you up the stairs-- hope that wedgie you got won't hurt for too long. how was i to know not to tie you onto heidi by your belt loops? jeesh! you didn't want your pants coming off, too, did you? and i'm pretty sure the rug rash on your face will go away by christmas, i hope.
when i come over next week i'll bring some blue bottles-- we'll have to empty them, but that's no problem! 4 hrs is plenty of time for 2 bottles and 2 winos, er , women. don'tcha think? if we'll need more let me know and i'll drop by the state store on my way over! oh, yeah, i'll bring some coke to finish up the rum!
i would have sent this to you as a pm, but i wanted everyone to know that you do, in fact. share!