Old 04-12-2013, 04:23 PM
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Mousie
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
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Hi everybody!
Prayers going up for those in need...isn't that basically all of us, lol? we are all here for a common purpose.
To party!
LOL...
somewhat seriously though to support each other's "losing battle" and quilty interests.
I'm definitely in this for my health. Yes ma'am.
The mouse wants to touch her toes again,...and that's when I'm sitting down, lol.
You know your too large when you have to sit in certain places to put your shoes and socks on.
I could make this into a female version of Jeff Foxworthy's jokes.
My spin of you might be a redneck,
Mousie's version:
You might be too large:
when you sit in a chair and it gets up with you!

You might be too large when going to the powder room and attending to personal hygiene eventually stretches your unders!

You might be too large:
when you have to lift a boob to see your stomach, and lift your stomach to see your knees!
(imagine if you were upside down!...ew, that's a painful visual right there!)

You might be too large:
If, after you get dressed, your too tired to do anything but sit down!

Ok, all of the above jocularity is aimed at this mouse and the runners and managers of said dept. claim no responsibility to whose foot fits the shoe.
(good thing Cinderella was watching her weight!)

Good job quilters. You inspire me. I enjoy the personal chit chat, even if it's not so great, bc then I can say p's and think wonderful thoughts or send hugs.

Now, before I go: what is ziplining? meanmom, was that you? or Pat? or LOL, are you Pat?
No, I don't get confused. not me...uh-uh...it's that "other" mouse.

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