My Dm always said she was so mad she could spit 10 penny nails. A friend always said finier than frog's hair split 3 ways with a broad axe. Don't stand there with your teeth in your head. Means your an idoit. Mama also said close that pneumonia port. Sounds like WV is a lot like Texas. Don't have a cow! Daddy's so mad he could crap a gold brick & then we'll all be rich. My dear granddad called diapers "helpins."