Happy Birthday!! When I turned 50, my husband put up signs in the yard for the neighbors to see. The first one said, "Mary is in mourning", the second one said "She ain't thrilled" The third one said "She's 50 today" and the fourth one said "And I'm gonna get killed". Then he had black balloons all over the yard and black creape paper in the trees. The neighbors were calling to say Happy Birthday and please don't kill him.......Is was the best birthday I ever had! Age is an atitude.