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    Old 06-23-2011, 10:51 AM
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    He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

    "Just relax."

    Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.

    I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.

    And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

    Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

    Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .

    *"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."*
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    Old 06-23-2011, 10:52 AM
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    How funny!
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    Old 06-23-2011, 10:57 AM
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    HE HE Then what? ROLMBO
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    Old 06-23-2011, 11:21 AM
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    LOL...I thought we had a pervert on the board....I was fixing to contact a moderator! LMBO!!
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    Old 06-23-2011, 11:28 AM
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    Very funny! :)
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    Old 06-23-2011, 11:49 AM
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    Hilarious...got send this to my best friend!
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    Old 06-23-2011, 11:49 AM
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    Hilarious!
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    Old 06-23-2011, 11:51 AM
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    LMBO!
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    Old 06-23-2011, 12:03 PM
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    I thought it was always girl on girl or boy on boy... now I may have to ask for a search on my next flight, LOL!
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    Old 06-23-2011, 12:08 PM
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    :)
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