X-rated meandering...Good Grief!

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12-15-2012, 10:34 AM

#51

JanieH

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What a great story! Depending on the person that the quilt is going to, this could give rise to a whole new meaning of personalizing the quilt!

12-15-2012, 10:45 AM

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Jan in VA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JulieR

Yep, I've done this. I always just hope it'll shrink up in the dryer.

Wait. That sounds wrong.

<snort!!><SNORT!> There goes my coke all over the laptop screen!!!

Jan in VA</snort!!>

12-15-2012, 10:56 AM

#53

ljfox

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I went to a wedding shower and my sister had given homemade jams and pickles etc for the prizes. I won a jar of pickles and when we looked at it, one of the pickles on the side had formed into a perfect replica of man parts. She never noticed it when she canned them.
We won't eat the pickles because it is too fun having them on the shelf as a chuckle.

12-15-2012, 11:09 AM

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Greenheron

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I wonder, are they "at ease" or "at attention"?

12-15-2012, 11:14 AM

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omaluvs2quilt

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Ok ladies, you have no idea how badly I needed that chuckle this morning...quite entertaining!!!

12-15-2012, 11:54 AM

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My time

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Originally Posted by tjk829

So I had made a small lap quilt for my mother for Xmas and I thought this might be a good piece to try quilting myself. I did SID around the blocks and then decided to meander around the border. How hard can it be? I've watched friends do it lots of times. I thought it was going pretty well until my daughter ( she's 21) pointed out that some of the meandering looked like anatomically correct male parts! OMG! I am currently tearing it out and tomorrow taking it to an experienced friend to finish (very kind of her) I need to think of an excuse... honestly
meandering looked so easy. I believe I will start to practice on paper! Blushing....

Okay I'm sorry about your x-rated meandering....but this is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Oh man I can just picture them. Thanks for sharing and the chuckle.

12-15-2012, 12:19 PM

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Mimiqwerty

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I decided to take a break from grading essays on The Scarlet Letter when I came across this thread. Best thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laugh.

12-15-2012, 12:29 PM

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skowron5

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What a great post. I think we can all use a laugh today. Thanks for sharing.

12-15-2012, 12:31 PM

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mdall

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OH my, I have been practicing at meandering and never really looked at the stitches to see what they formed. Maybe I should pay closer attention would hate to give that to someone who couldnt find the humor in it. After all I would have thought of it as completely accidental and histerical at the same time.