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05-02-2011, 09:57 AM

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Katts 14

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Good start to my monday morning, Thanks

05-02-2011, 10:31 AM

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grayma

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Thank you for sharing!

05-02-2011, 11:09 AM

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Qwiltylady

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Thank you so much for the giggles...they keep me going when its hard to go at all!

05-02-2011, 02:05 PM

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Gladys

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Oh Ditter those were so good. thanks

05-02-2011, 02:50 PM

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BARES

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditter43

I was in the ten item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had
slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high
with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier
beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly,

'So which ten items would you like to buy?'

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

Now, don't you feel better?

I was at the grocery and my basket was full. I was told by the cashier that she was closing so go to the other lane. I did. There were a couple of people ahead of me. By the time I got to the counter and was able to unload half my groceries, there were 10 people behind me with small purchases. The cashier - in a very loud voice - stated that this was a 15 items or less lane and to put my purchases back in the cart and move to another lane. Needless to say, the manager was no where to be found! I told him that she had said to get in his lane but he didn't care. I was SO embarrassed!!! Every one was snickering and making comments. I reported it to the manager later, but I NEVER get in a line like that again. I will leave the store first.