Little Old Lady - Funny
09-30-2011, 12:49 PM
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Really? Oh darn it," said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thank you, officer."
"Hold on, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my backyard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. During games, a lot of men come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really make me mad, 'cause it would kill my flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?'
So now, whenever there's a game, I stand behind the fence real quiet with my hedge clippers, and every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence to relieve himself, I surprise him by grabbing hold of it and saying, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes.' "
"Well that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK, good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know," said the little old lady, "not everyone pays
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Really? Oh darn it," said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thank you, officer."
"Hold on, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my backyard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. During games, a lot of men come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really make me mad, 'cause it would kill my flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?'
So now, whenever there's a game, I stand behind the fence real quiet with my hedge clippers, and every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence to relieve himself, I surprise him by grabbing hold of it and saying, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes.' "
"Well that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK, good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know," said the little old lady, "not everyone pays
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