butterflywing

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was

nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......

jitkaau

Sadly, it would probably work! lol

luvstitches

Soooo funny but yep, like jutkaau said, it would work! LOL

anniesews

Funny but probably true.

lfstamper

So true...lol.

sewnbug

Dh said, works every time.

AuntieD

That is too funny!

Teacup

I think that's a wonderful machine!