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Old 07-10-2013, 09:42 AM
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Default Wisdom of the aged - funny

Two elderly ladies were talking.

“At our age, I don’t know what would be worse; Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" one said.

Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s. Better to
spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."

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Old 07-10-2013, 09:45 AM
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That's the way I feel about my Bud! or any other conversation piece! Once in awhile a friend of mine who lives down the street will invite me to have coffee with the Bailey's! Love Irish crčme in my coffee or on ice.
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Old 07-10-2013, 11:11 AM
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good one, kitsie!!
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Old 07-10-2013, 01:26 PM
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So funny!!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2013, 03:56 PM
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Cute! Cute! I'm going to be passing this one on.
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That was so cute
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Old 07-11-2013, 03:05 AM
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Thanks for my morning laugh.
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I'm still laughing and know a lot of people I pass this on to will be, too!
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After a couple of panic attacks of 'Where is my Rolling Rock' I no longer set it down. My son thinks I need find the car beepers on every thing -I'm not sure if he was being funny or sarcastic -he knows I can never find my keys. : )
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Old 07-11-2013, 05:47 AM
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that's why we still have a land line - so I can locate my cell phone.
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