Who's In The Mood For A Funny?
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Who's In The Mood For A Funny?
My doctor told me this the other day at my annual physical:
A woman is looking in the mirror and she's discouraged. She says "I'm old, I'm fat, I'm wrinkled" Her husband is there and she says "Dear, please pay me a compliment".
The husband says "You have great eyesight".
I'm a little punchy from this heat wave and I cracked up
A woman is looking in the mirror and she's discouraged. She says "I'm old, I'm fat, I'm wrinkled" Her husband is there and she says "Dear, please pay me a compliment".
The husband says "You have great eyesight".
I'm a little punchy from this heat wave and I cracked up
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This a.m. in Northern Indiana, the weather took a change for the better. It is just lovely outside. No flies, no mosquitoes, a good light breeze from the East, a bad sign, and no humidity and a temp of 72. No clouds.
Marcia
Marcia
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Location: San Joaquin Valley, California
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Sometimes you do look in the mirror and she fat, wrinkles and old...but then you think well I can still get around and sew, quilt and garden..so what. Yes, husbands sometimes say funny things.
We have an average 97 for a few days, and morning in the 60-70 range...but that will change this weekend and will be 100 - 103 predicted for a week but no humidity.
We have an average 97 for a few days, and morning in the 60-70 range...but that will change this weekend and will be 100 - 103 predicted for a week but no humidity.
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