Ditter43

A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting,

so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns

The following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of

Three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'

Asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.


'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,

Taking off everything including

Her panties and lies

Down on the table and shouts:

HELP ME - I haven't
Seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,

What did you do?' asks the doctor.









'I put drops in her eyes!!
.



You thought I was sending a dirty joke!!

NOT ME!

quiltlonger

oh I see ! lol

sewwhat85

that is so funny

slstitcher

you and your jokes, always make me lol!

sewgull

thanks for the funny

Ditter43

That's the whole idea!!! :D

Midwestmary

Oh, Ditter! I just love Ole and Lena jokes! Growing up in Minnesota - I used to hear a bunch of them . I can just "hear" the exaggerated Norwegian accent :) thanks for the laugh!!