Go Back  Quiltingboard Forums > General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
Hillbilly vasectomy.....funny!! >

Hillbilly vasectomy.....funny!!

Hillbilly vasectomy.....funny!!

Old 07-10-2011, 08:44 AM
  #1  
Super Member
Thread Starter
 
Ditter43's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Crystal River Florida
Posts: 9,785
Default

HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided

that was enough, as they could not afford a

larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and

told him that he and his cousin didn't want to

have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure

called a vasectomy that could fix the problem

but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to

go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are

legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer

can, then hold the can up to your ear and count

to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I

don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer

can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and

put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his

ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

(You'll love this.)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can

between his legs and continued counting on

his other hand.

This procedure has been known to work in Tennessee ,

Louisiana, Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama ,

Georgia, West Virginia and Texas .
Attached Thumbnails attachment-224165.jpe  
Ditter43 is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 08:46 AM
  #2  
Power Poster
 
alikat110's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Waco, Texas
Posts: 15,138
Default

Lol!!!!
alikat110 is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 08:50 AM
  #3  
Power Poster
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Kansas
Posts: 20,402
Default

Very funny
blueangel is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 08:52 AM
  #4  
Power Poster
 
QuiltnNan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: western NY formerly MN, FL, NC, SC
Posts: 51,433
Default

:lol:
QuiltnNan is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 08:53 AM
  #5  
Super Member
 
KarenBarnes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Oregon
Posts: 1,119
Default

I don't know where you find these, but they do bring a smile!
KarenBarnes is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 08:55 AM
  #6  
Senior Member
 
MawMaw B's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Smithville, Texas
Posts: 713
Default

Giggle. Giggle. I forgot about this one.
MawMaw B is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 09:01 AM
  #7  
Super Member
 
TonnieLoree's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: La Grande, OR
Posts: 2,457
Default

Funny!!! Thank you again for my morning smile.
TonnieLoree is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 10:06 AM
  #8  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 2,189
Default

You are so bad Ditter!
CoyoteQuilts is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 10:10 AM
  #9  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 2,375
Default

:lol:

You're soooooo bad!
Rebecca VLQ is offline  
Old 07-10-2011, 10:11 AM
  #10  
Senior Member
 
sew_southern's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee
Posts: 870
Default

Love it! :lol:
sew_southern is offline  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
sandypants
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
17
04-13-2013 08:13 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
5
03-18-2011 08:03 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
02-03-2011 06:07 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
01-12-2011 10:18 AM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
14
12-02-2010 01:11 PM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


FREE Quilting Newsletter