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Thread: 10 Finkers ...funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

    He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
    Ole says........."How da f*c* vas I suppose to pick dem up?

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    lol cute

    Thanks for the chuckle. Ruth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

    He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

    Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

    "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
    Ole says........."How da f*c* vas I suppose to pick dem up?
    OMGosh, ROFLMAO!!!!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Good one. Thanks for sharing.

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    dis vas funny funny funny!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grammiepamie
    dis vas funny funny funny!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LOL...... at or with both of you :)

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    Verry goot---you betcha!

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