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Thread: All woman have to laugh at this one...

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    Senior Member mythreesuns's Avatar
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    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
    Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 AM. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
    quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

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    Funny!!! Funny!!! 1st laugh of the day!!!

    :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, but that's just funny. Thanks for sharing

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    OH! Chuckle! Chuckle! Really made me laugh! That is so funny!

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    ROFL !!! :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ljptexas
    Funny!!! Funny!!! 1st laugh of the day!!!

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    ditto!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Very funny

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    I love it!!! Have to pass that on to my friends that aren't on the board!!!

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    ROFL! That's great, thanks for the laugh.

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    Still laughing! Have to pass this one on. Thanks for sharing.

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