Rettie V. Grama

I got up this morning
went to the kitchen to take my pills
Found I had not taken them yesterday.
Closed all the little boxes except today
So I wouldn't take 2 doses today.

Went to the coffee pot to make my coffee
saw that there was left over from yesterday
A really black cup of coffee. Tried it===Ugh!
Poured it out put the little pot back on the burner
And reached for the can of coffee.

Noticed something out of place, so put it right,
Took the can of coffee down, opened the lid
looked inside. Had taken the can of candy down.
Closed up the candy can, opened up the coffee
can, poured coffee into recepticle.

Turned pot on==
no water in the pot. Poured water in the pot.
It splittered and splatted water all over the counter.
Started to clean it up. Coffee grounds all over the counter.
I hadn't put the filter in the little thingee.

So, disgusted with myself, I headed to the computer.
On the way to read QB, I noticed the garbage I
was supposed to take to dumpster when I
went to CVS to purchase TP.

Made my purchase, started home and almost
missed my right turn to get me home. Quickly
corrected that. Came into the house, started to
clean apartment, when suddenly:

There loomed before me a stack of fabric. So
whack and stack here I come. I really got cuttin".
A square from this piece, a Drunkards Path from
another piece with pieces left over for a Rail Fence.

Got up, fixed my lunch and forgot to eat it, because
I decided to share with all my QB friends my AM
activities. This afternoon? More stack & whack
until stach is all gone. Many smaller pieces left\
Over. WANT 'EM? PM me, will send you a PM.

For What? Postage, what else?

alikat110

So funny. Don't need the leftovers though.

New Quilter

You had a very busy morning...enjoy!!! Naomi
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

luv-e

I laughed and laughed reading this..........
I'm really sorry you had such a ,Oh!! I can't help it, funny morning.........
I've done crazy things like that and I just start laughing right then and there....... Then I go back to bed ,lay there 5 min. and get up and try the day again......
I've learned NOT to go into the kitchen without my contacts in......

lynnsim

This is so funny and so true!

sewgray

Sounds like most of my mornings. Thank goodness for quilting to keep us sane.

Sewfine

What a day, but don't need the left over.