Go Back  Quiltingboard Forums > General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
My forgetter's getting better...funny!!! >

My forgetter's getting better...funny!!!

My forgetter's getting better...funny!!!

Thread Tools
 
Old 07-24-2011, 09:38 AM
  #1  
Super Member
Thread Starter
 
Ditter43's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Crystal River Florida
Posts: 9,785
Default

Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
Attached Thumbnails attachment-231029.jpe  
Ditter43 is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 09:43 AM
  #2  
Power Poster
 
alikat110's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Waco, Texas
Posts: 15,138
Default

Funny!
alikat110 is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 09:45 AM
  #3  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 678
Default

I love it...
deenatoo is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 10:12 AM
  #4  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 605
Default

Oh, Ditter, so true!
scraphq is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 10:22 AM
  #5  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,256
Default

Originally Posted by scraphq
Oh, Ditter, so true!
I agree and like your sculpture
carhop is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 10:24 AM
  #6  
Super Member
 
Floralfab's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2,957
Default

So true. So true. LOl Thanks for posting it.
Floralfab is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 10:24 AM
  #7  
Senior Member
 
marknfran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Mead, WA
Posts: 598
Default

Originally Posted by Ditter43
Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.
Decided this was for me!! However, I decided not to send it to my SIL because she has dementia and that would make it worse. Love ya, Ditter!! :thumbup:
marknfran is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 11:37 AM
  #8  
Super Member
 
quiltnut4ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SWFL
Posts: 2,236
Default

Love it!
quiltnut4ever is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 11:54 AM
  #9  
Senior Member
 
Blue's quilting mama's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Northern CA
Posts: 755
Default

So true, but the best part of your posting is the candle picture!
Blue's quilting mama is offline  
Old 07-24-2011, 01:34 PM
  #10  
Senior Member
 
IngeMK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 644
Default

so true........
IngeMK is offline  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
sandypants
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
17
04-13-2013 08:13 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
02-03-2011 06:07 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
01-12-2011 10:18 AM
craftybear
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
55
12-27-2010 08:19 AM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



FREE Quilting Newsletter