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Ditter43 07-24-2011 09:38 AM

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Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

alikat110 07-24-2011 09:43 AM

Funny!

deenatoo 07-24-2011 09:45 AM

I love it...

scraphq 07-24-2011 10:12 AM

Oh, Ditter, so true!

carhop 07-24-2011 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by scraphq
Oh, Ditter, so true!

I agree and like your sculpture

Floralfab 07-24-2011 10:24 AM

So true. So true. LOl Thanks for posting it.

marknfran 07-24-2011 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by Ditter43
Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

Decided this was for me!! However, I decided not to send it to my SIL because she has dementia and that would make it worse. Love ya, Ditter!! :thumbup:

quiltnut4ever 07-24-2011 11:37 AM

Love it!

Blue's quilting mama 07-24-2011 11:54 AM

So true, but the best part of your posting is the candle picture!

IngeMK 07-24-2011 01:34 PM

so true........


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