A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator)
responds. "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know
what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continue to watch until it reaches the last number, and then
the numbers begin to light in reverse order. Finally the walls open up again
and a gorgeous 24-year old Blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his bulging eyes off the gorgeous blonde young woman,
says quietly to his son....."Go get your mother!"