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Thread: Amish Elevator

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    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
    by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
    move apart and then slide back together again.
    The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator)
    responds. "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know
    what it is."
    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
    a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
    opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
    and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up
    sequentially. They continue to watch until it reaches the last number, and then
    the numbers begin to light in reverse order. Finally the walls open up again
    and a gorgeous 24-year old Blonde stepped out.
    The father, not taking his bulging eyes off the gorgeous blonde young woman,
    says quietly to his son....."Go get your mother!"

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    Hysterical!! Love, love this one!!! :lol:

    Jan in VA

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    Love it!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Love your jokes. Makes me smile and laugh.

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    Ditter,you crack me up!!!!

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    I wonder if it was to send her up the elevator or to keep her away from it? :roll:

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    ROTFLMAO

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    i like it have to send to my joke friend

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    love it, made me laugh. will have to tell my friends

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    Very funny! You always make me laugh.

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    LOL very funny!

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    lol!

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    Love it! Made my day once again!

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    Ditter did it again. I have tears in my eyes from laughter. Dh really enjoyed it too. lol!

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    Oh How Funny! I want to ride in this one as well!

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    OMG that is truly hysterical!

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    LOL :)

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    ROFL....i wait for your posts...you make my days so cheerful...thanks....keep it up

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    I wonder if it works for guys, too?!?

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    :)

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    Oh Ditter! You make me laugh all the time!!!!

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    You crack me up. I look for your jokes all the time. You make my day so many times.

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    So funny.

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    LOL!!!

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