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Thread: Baby Planes

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    Super Member amandasgramma's Avatar
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    Hope this doesn't get bleeped!!! It's just too funny to pass up.


    Baby planes

    >A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
    >Kansas City to Chicago .
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    >The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
    >mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
    >cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who
    >couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.
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    >So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If
    >big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
    >planes have baby planes?'
    >
    >The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your Mother tell you
    >to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did.' 'Well, then, you go and
    >tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest
    >always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

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    Funny!

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    He He he!!

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    My husband and I got quite a laugh out of that one! Thanks for sharing:-)

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    rofl, thanks for the laugh

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    Very funny!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Funny! I'll pass that one on to my good friend who works for SW Airlines!

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    LOL very funny. Thanks.

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    ha ha ha ha

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