Hope this doesn't get bleeped!!! It's just too funny to pass up.
Baby planes
>A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
>Kansas City to Chicago .
>
>The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
>mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
>cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who
>couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.
>
>So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If
>big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
>planes have baby planes?'
>
>The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your Mother tell you
>to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did.' 'Well, then, you go and
>tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest
>always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."