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Thread: Being Poor.....Too cute not to share!

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    Senior Member Nancy Ingham's Avatar
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    Being Poor.....Too cute not to share!

    Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school ..
    She had her first family planning lesson at school.

    Her mother, very interested, asks; " How did it go?"

    "I died of shame!" she answered!

    "Sissy from over the road says that the stork brings babies.
    Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
    Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

    Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed!"

    "No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that daddy & you had to make me yourselves."


    You can choose to live your live as though nothing is a miracle; or as though everything is a miracle!

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    LOL.............Omg, that is too funny!!

    Thanks, I really really needed a good laugh today.
    Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it.
    I have already committed my felonies, so people don't have to worry. (Russell Means)
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    Ah - so who really are poor kids?

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    So funny and so true but innocent!!!!

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    Lol ty I need that
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    Great way to wake up the morning. When my granddaughter was in 8th grade she came home and told her parents she and a friend were starting a new club. They were the only two in the class whose parents were living together so they could not use their parents against each other to get what they wanted.

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    How sweet.

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    L O L -- made my day !

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    Love this!! Great morning LOL!

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    This is a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!

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