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Thread: Being Poor.....Too cute not to share!

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    Being Poor.....Too cute not to share!

    Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school ..
    She had her first family planning lesson at school.

    Her mother, very interested, asks; " How did it go?"

    "I died of shame!" she answered!

    "Sissy from over the road says that the stork brings babies.
    Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
    Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

    Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed!"

    "No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that daddy & you had to make me yourselves."


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    LOL.............Omg, that is too funny!!

    Thanks, I really really needed a good laugh today.
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    Ah - so who really are poor kids?

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    So funny and so true but innocent!!!!

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    Lol ty I need that
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    Great way to wake up the morning. When my granddaughter was in 8th grade she came home and told her parents she and a friend were starting a new club. They were the only two in the class whose parents were living together so they could not use their parents against each other to get what they wanted.

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    How sweet.

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    L O L -- made my day !

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    Love this!! Great morning LOL!

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    This is a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!

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    Kids say the darnedest things :-)

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    That is really cute.
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    Funny and sad at the same time. Kids percieve things differently than they really are.
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    HAHAHAHAH I really needed that laugh today .. Thanks !!
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    Very cute!

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    You just never know what to expect from the mouths of babes. They can sure make your day

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    Too cute!!!!

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    Too funny!

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