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Thread: A bit of new humor

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    A bit of new humor

    Two guys, one old and one young, were pushing their carts around Walmart when they collided head-on. The old guy says to the young guy, "I'm sorry, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention." The young guy says"That's OK. I'm looking for my wife also. I can't find her and I'm getting desperate." Then the old guy says, "What does your wife look like? And the young guy says, "She's young, red-haired, buxom, pretty, long legged, wearing short shorts but no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours!"

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    That's cute!!

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    ROTFLOL! Too cute!
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    (.(. (..`..♥ rebecca

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    Now that is funny. thanks
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    Perfect
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