A bit of new humor
Two guys, one old and one young, were pushing their carts around Walmart when they collided head-on. The old guy says to the young guy, "I'm sorry, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention." The young guy says"That's OK. I'm looking for my wife also. I can't find her and I'm getting desperate." Then the old guy says, "What does your wife look like? And the young guy says, "She's young, red-haired, buxom, pretty, long legged, wearing short shorts but no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours!"