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Thread: Blonde Wins the Lottery

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    Super Member Airwick156's Avatar
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    A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
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    The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
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    The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
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    Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
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    The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

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    LMAO, wow. Sure lady - here's your dollar and I'll take the ticket ;)

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    lol

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    LOL :D

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