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Thread: Once in a while a Blonde wins [funny]

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    Once in a while a Blonde wins [funny]

    A blonde city girl named Judy marries a North Dakota rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Judy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, Ok?" The rancher leaves for the fields....

    After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Judy takes him down to the barn.




    They walk along the row of cows and when Judy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
    The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"



    "That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently...

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

    The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I Guess it's to hang your pants on....",
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    Regardless of whether the blond is out of a bottle or not, it is nice when a rude person is brought up short!
    I really like this story.

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    Love it!!!! Will pay it forward!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsie View Post
    Love it!!!! Will pay it forward!
    Me, too! Take THAT, you rude cow inseminator guy!
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    lol, you crack me up ;-)
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    Thanks for a good laugh

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    wow... I'm brunette. I don't get it! I mean, I get what she was saying, but what WAS the nail for?

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    that is a really cute joke
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    aaaahahahahaha heheheheh good one.
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    That was too funny!
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    Having a smart come back is balm for sole. That was a funny one.
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    LOLZ! Coming from a blonde.
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    Now that there is funny. I just sent it to my favorite cowboy.
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    Ha Ha what a pay back

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyR View Post
    wow... I'm brunette. I don't get it! I mean, I get what she was saying, but what WAS the nail for?
    Because that was the cow to get "nailed"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice.for.now View Post
    Now that there is funny. I just sent it to my favorite cowboy.
    I loved this crazy joke. I'd like to send it to someone but how do I do it? Please tell me.
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    Gotta love "Revenge Of The Blonde" jokes!
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    I have dealt with AI guys and yes some can be down right rude but for the most part others are nice.
    He deserved that remark..
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    I can't stop laughing. I was getting tired of blond jokes, but I'm glad to hear a blond turn the tables on an idiot.

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    that was funny cute..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noiseynana View Post
    I loved this crazy joke. I'd like to send it to someone but how do I do it? Please tell me.
    you would have to copy and paste it into your own email.
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