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    Old 12-24-2011, 01:37 PM
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    THE BOTTLE OF WINE

    For all of us who are married, were married, wish
    you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
    is something to smile about the next time you see a
    bottle of wine:

    Sally was driving home from one of her business
    trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
    Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

    As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
    the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

    With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
    the car.

    Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
    a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
    woman just sat silently, looking intently at
    everything she saw, studying every little detail,
    until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
    Sally.

    'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

    Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
    a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

    The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

    Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
    she said:

    'Good trade.'
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    Old 12-24-2011, 01:43 PM
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    Thanks, Ditter! Happy holidays! Looking forward to what you might offer us in 2012!
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    Old 12-24-2011, 02:04 PM
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    lol
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    Old 12-24-2011, 02:24 PM
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Old 12-24-2011, 04:58 PM
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    LOL Ditter and have a wonderful Christmas! Looking forward to more of your chuckles in the new year
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    That is so funny see as dh and i just opened a bottle. lol
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    Thank you Ditter. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas.
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    Old 12-24-2011, 06:10 PM
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    I just love to see your humorous stories on here. I always pass them on to my daughters, and this one in particular, because all of them are wine drinkers. Thanks so much, and hope that you are having a Blessed Christmas.
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    LOL - good one
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    I love you, Ditter. I always look for your stories that brighten my day. God's special blessings to you this Christmas Day and always.
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