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Thread: A Bottle of Wine.....funny!

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    A Bottle of Wine.....funny!

    THE BOTTLE OF WINE

    For all of us who are married, were married, wish
    you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
    is something to smile about the next time you see a
    bottle of wine:

    Sally was driving home from one of her business
    trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
    Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

    As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
    the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

    With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
    the car.

    Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
    a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
    woman just sat silently, looking intently at
    everything she saw, studying every little detail,
    until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
    Sally.

    'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

    Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's
    a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

    The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

    Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
    she said:

    'Good trade.'
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    Thanks, Ditter! Happy holidays! Looking forward to what you might offer us in 2012!
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    lol

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    Thanks Ditter!
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    LOL Ditter and have a wonderful Christmas! Looking forward to more of your chuckles in the new year

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    That is so funny see as dh and i just opened a bottle. lol
    tammy cash

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    Thank you Ditter. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas.

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    I just love to see your humorous stories on here. I always pass them on to my daughters, and this one in particular, because all of them are wine drinkers. Thanks so much, and hope that you are having a Blessed Christmas.
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    and not of wood and stone,
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    and memories are sewn.

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    LOL - good one
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    I love you, Ditter. I always look for your stories that brighten my day. God's special blessings to you this Christmas Day and always.
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    Ditter 43 , Thank you still laughing.
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    My sister has a plaque that says "The women that are looking for a husband never had one".
    Cheers.

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    LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

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    I agree, great trade! ROFLMFAO! Thanks again Ditter!! May you and yours have a Happy and Healthy holiday!
    Aronel aka Lee

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    Ditter ,I dont know where you come up with them but you sure no how to make us laugh. Please keep them coming. God bless you an yours on this wounderful Christmas day. joyce j

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    Ditter, another great funny. Thanks for keeping us supplied in 2011 with stories to keep us laughing. Kelela

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    lol sounds like a smart woman for sure! thanks for making me smile after a long day!

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    Amen,Sister

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    Love your "ditters" and this one is perfect!
    Quilting makes me happy!..

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    That's a good one. lol.
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    That's a good one. lol.
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    Love it.

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    Thank you for the good chuckle!
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    Thanks Ditter! Hope you had a great Christmas.

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    ROFL I must say I personally prefer to keep my DH but I know there are moments in every marriage one might feel that is a good trade.
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