The Census
#1
I was going thru an old file on my computer about genealogy and saw this little one. Just in time for the 2010 census.
The Census
Census Taker: "Good morning, madam, I'm taking the census."
Old Lady: "The what?"
Census Taker: "The c-e-n-s-u-s!"
Old Lady: "For lans sakes! What with tramps takin' everythin' they kin lay their han's on, young folks takin' fotygrafs of ye without so much as askin', an' impudent fellows comin' roun' as wants ter take yer senses, pretty soon there won't be nothin' left ter take, I'm thinkin'."
The Census
Census Taker: "Good morning, madam, I'm taking the census."
Old Lady: "The what?"
Census Taker: "The c-e-n-s-u-s!"
Old Lady: "For lans sakes! What with tramps takin' everythin' they kin lay their han's on, young folks takin' fotygrafs of ye without so much as askin', an' impudent fellows comin' roun' as wants ter take yer senses, pretty soon there won't be nothin' left ter take, I'm thinkin'."
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Hi I got a question when you put picture on the fabric and you to many times it flaid out all the how you not keep flaid out on the fabric.I be quilting since 1996 my first quilt I make is nine patch my sister take it over it in heaven with her now. I put year on the quilt 1996. LaVerne
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