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    Old 08-24-2010, 09:29 PM
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    I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients
    were shouting, "13....13.. ..13"

    The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

    Before I knew what was happening, some guy ran over and poked me in the eye with a stick.










    Then they all started shouting "14....14... .14"...
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    Old 08-24-2010, 10:06 PM
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    LMBO That is so funny, My luck I'd be 15
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    Old 08-25-2010, 03:48 AM
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    :lol:
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    Old 08-25-2010, 03:57 AM
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    LOL!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 05:05 AM
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    LMBO!!! I love it when the punch line is totally not what you would expect!!!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 05:09 AM
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    and I would be 16! hehehehe!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 05:21 AM
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    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! hee hee
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    Old 08-25-2010, 05:39 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I was 12!!!
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    Old 08-25-2010, 05:42 AM
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    Thanks Ditter, I look for your funnies every day. I've even started a new folder to save them.
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    Old 08-25-2010, 07:07 AM
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    You come up with the best jokes! I love it!
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