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Thread: A Cowboy named Fred.....funny!!

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    A Cowboy named Fred.....funny!!

    A COWBOY NAMED FRED

    A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher
    came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.'


    The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.'


    Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.


    Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, 'All right buddy what's your name?'


    'Fred,' the cowboy moaned.

    'Where ya from, Fred?' asked the Ranger.

    with terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied,






    '...the balcony...'
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    That is so baad,lol

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    Hilarious!

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    Oh no, funny

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    my honey and I both had a good heart exercise over that one. thanks Ditter
    Anne

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    Tears rolling down my legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

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    Your posts are always to uplifting and fun.

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    Very funny, but poor Fred!

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    Hehehehehe!!! OK ... that is very funny!!! Poor Fred! Thanks for the giggles ... I'm printing it and spreading it around. Too good not to share!

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    That's a HOOT! wasn't expecting that punch line. Thanks for the belly laugh.

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