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Thread: Deaf Wife-too funny!!

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    Dorothy of Kansas's Avatar
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    A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
    thought she might need a hearing aid.. Not quite sure how to
    approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

    The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
    could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

    Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away
    from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
    If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
    response."

    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he
    was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see
    what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
    dinner?"

    No response.

    So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
    30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

    Still no response.

    Next he moves into the dining room where he is about
    20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

    Again he gets no response.

    So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
    away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no
    response.

    So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
    dinner?"


    (I just love this)



    "Lee, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!!"

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    How true! Good one Dorothy!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ROFL!!!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: LOVE IT :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    OHHH!!!! I love this. My DH has hearing aids. Before He got them he thought it was me. LOL Speakup,stop mumbleing, HUH You are not talking plain. Then He found out He had the problem. That one is so very true. :lol: :lol:
    BillsBonBon

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    Ah ha she got him...funny :D

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    After a hard day at work this one made me laugh and smile! Thank you for that it made my day!

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    That reminds me. I had better go do the dished or we will not have anything for dinner.

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    LOL. Gee, that seems all too familiar!

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