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Thread: Deaf Wife

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    Subject: DEAF WIFE




    A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought

    she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

    The Doctor told him there is a simple, informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

    "Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

    That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he
    asks, 'Honey, what's for Dinner?"

    No response.

    So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

    Still no response.

    Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks,

    "Honey, what's for dinner?"

    Again he gets no response.

    So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.

    So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" (I just love this).....

    "JACK, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

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    ROFLMBO

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    Oh, that's good!

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    Too funny!!!

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    LOL!

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    LOL LOL & I am HOH

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    brilliant!!!!

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    LOL

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    Lol, didn't even see that ending coming, very funny

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    Not funny! I live with that every day!:)

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    I love it. Sounds like my house - I wear 2 hearing aids and my DH doesn't but he can't hear either :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by katyquilter
    I love it. Sounds like my house - I wear 2 hearing aids and my DH doesn't but he can't hear either :)
    :lol: :lol: :lol: Same here.

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    OMG that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    ROFLMBO
    WHAT SHE SAYS...

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    Oh so funny. Thanks for the giggle.

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    so good ,as I've always been bit deaf BUT husb is getting so now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Hubby and I both got hearing aids last fall, and we forget to put them on, so we still can't hear each other half the time. It really annoys our kids, they think it is because we are too vain to wear them, but it's really that we just don't think about them.Too many years of yelling at each other?????LOL

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    Thank you for the laugh!!

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    That was awesome! :lol:

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    Hehehehehehe....

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    THANKS for te great laugh...................

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    that was a great one!! LOL !

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    Good one!!! :thumbup:

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