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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:02 PM
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    Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen

    "What would you like for dinner my Love?... Chicken, beef or fish?"

    I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

    She replied "You're having soup, a******. I was talking to the cat."
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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:03 PM
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!!! :D
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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:11 PM
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    that is so cute
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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:19 PM
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    hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:22 PM
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    Originally Posted by toomanycats
    hehehehe. gotta love the jokes on here. I am still looking for the one a couple of weeks ago about the gov of CA getting bit by coyote. Of course, didn't write it down or mark the page (still can't figure out how to use a bookmark) and can't remember the date when posted..
    I'm from Texas so I bookmarked this one!

    http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-94261-1.htm
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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:22 PM
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    LOL! Thanks for posting
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    Old 02-09-2011, 01:50 PM
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    Boy was he goofy!
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    Old 02-09-2011, 02:36 PM
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    Yep! That sounds about right to me!!!! LOL
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    Old 02-09-2011, 05:26 PM
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    tears in my eyes from laughting
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