Did you ever wonder
10-14-2010, 03:09 PM
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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