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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
LOL Good Ones :D:D:D
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Oh so funny. Thanks for my laugh today.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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so funny..DH and me had a great laugh
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LOL How do you do this???? Do you stay awake at night? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Love your posts!!!
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he,he. every time i put eye liner on- i open my mouth!! i do wonder why we do that?
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Boy howdy!! Now you got me thinking!! LOL
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Thank you ! I needed a chuckle !
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