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Thread: Down South.....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Alabama
    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

    "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
    "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!"

    Georgia
    The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
    He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."


    Louisiana
    A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
    When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."

    Mississippi
    The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
    Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
    The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

    North Carolina
    A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
    The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
    The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
    The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."


    Tennessee
    A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
    The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

    Texas
    The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
    "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "


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    Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.
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    Funny

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    LOL in Alabama.

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    HeHe from Mississippi!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.
    I actually retired from FL to MN. Thanks for the funny.

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    Thanks for my Saturday morning laugh!

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    Ditter - you brighten my day with your "sayings"... have a great day!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks Dittter

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