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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:09 AM
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    My husband sent this to me. I fail to see the humor. I'm fixing to go downstairs and kill him, now.



    Fall Classes for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Sat., October 16th, 2010

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day...
    And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
    :roll: :roll: :roll:
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:14 AM
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    I guess I would call that tit for tat! I have put a lot of jokes on here about the stupid things men do! :-D
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:15 AM
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    You have to look at it from his point of view!! These are things they think are frustrating about us ladies and we have our list of what is frustrating about our men. LOL, both sexes have VAST differences. Have you ever read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? Great read.
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:15 AM
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    You have got to admit we all fit into a couple of those catagories. I fit into more than one. I will admit it here but never to my husband. LOL
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:17 AM
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    OK, I'll admit I could qualify for two of the classes...I won't say which! And I could create a list of 12 classes for men pretty easily!
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:17 AM
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    And your husband is still alive?
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:27 AM
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    I will admit I fit into a couple of those catagories. LOL. Nothing wrong with the men getting back at us women.
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:31 AM
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    i can see i'm going to be very busy for a while.

    can somebody please help me lift my purse so i can head to walmart in search of that self-levitating curling iron?

    :mrgreen:
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:35 AM
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    I came up with an easy fix for the toilet seat. I put both lids down. He sure got my "point" when he plopped down in the middle of the night in the dark. lol
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    Old 10-10-2010, 06:43 AM
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    I think we could start our own classes . . . beginning with . . .

    How to release the TV remote control! [includes exercises for the hand to increase the flexibility needed for this task]
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