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Thread: Football and the Blonde

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    Football and the Blonde

    Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one the best -- because it makes football make sense!
    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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    that's cute, and i'm a blonde
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    Had to share that with my sports nut son!
    You're right it is one of the best ever.
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    Good one.....

    I am gonna send this to my high IQ'd blonde haired daughter.
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    I just woke up and was sitting here with a coffee... well I read this and the coffee went up my nose, I laughed so hard. I posted this to my fb page. Lots of blonde bashers there. LOL
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    oh I'm gonna pass that on. lol
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    Good one!!
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    Very cute and funny too.
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    I have got to send this to my blonde daughters. lol
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    Priceless. My husband loved it.

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