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Thread: Forgot my glasses...

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    Super Member ljptexas's Avatar
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    Post Forgot my glasses...

    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

    Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

    She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior
    center and hang out with the guys.

    I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

    She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 69 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

    She fainted.

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    Good one! lol

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    Hahahahahahahahaha! LOVE IT!

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    Love it!!! Haha
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    THAT IS JUST TOO GOOD! LOLLLLLL! And how long have we worked so we don't have to find something useful to do?!

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    reminds me of Betty White's Off Their Rockers
    Nancy in western NY

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    That is so funny!!!!

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    Good one!!!!
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    GUFFAW!!!! LOVE it!@!!

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