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Thread: I forgot my glasses.....!

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    Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
    She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.
    I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
    She said "Are you crazy? You're way to old to start jumping out of airplanes?"
    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
    She said to me, "Oh Mom!! ... where are your glasses!
    This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
    I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
    I signed up for five jumps a week!
    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. :hunf:

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    Still......it might be fun. LOL

    shame on me, I did NOT actually think or say that, did I?

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    ROL!!! That's a new one!!!!

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    That's a good one. Laughing my buns off.

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    Now that is funny,thanks for sharing pab

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    OH I just spit pepsi on my computer...lol
    You musn't do that to me unexpectantly!! :)

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    rofl

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    What a hoot! You really have no idea how much I needed that laugh today. Seriously....

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    I love it. I can't see anything without my glasses.

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    I love it!!! :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

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    love it!

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    Brilliant!!!

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    Enjoy!

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    Good one!

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    giggle giggle :-P

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    Cute! I have reading glasses all over the house and yet I never have any when I need to read something. I have made some funny mistakes trying to read without them! Just wait till my DGS can read on his own and sees how I have butchered some of his books because I couldn't find any when trying to read him a bedtime story!

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    Thanks for the laughter. Good thing I did not have any coffee in my mouth or another keyboard is in jeopardy.

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    LOL!

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    I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.

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    rotflmbo !!!! Thanks goodness that i had already swallowed my coffee before finishing the last line or I would have coffee outta my nose!! LOL

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    This is a mistake I would make!! I can't see without my glasses either! Love any excuse to laugh, thanks.

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    A good one. Where are my glasses???

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    a hearty ha ha ha from me and my DH.

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    Hehehehe!!! That'll get ya' every time!! :-)

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