Lady-T

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you crazy? You're way to old to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Oh Mom!! ... where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. :hunf:

raptureready

Still......it might be fun. LOL

shame on me, I did NOT actually think or say that, did I?

Granna of 5

Thanks for the laugh.

amandasgramma

ROL!!! That's a new one!!!!

quiltinggrandmaca

That's a good one. Laughing my buns off.

pab

Now that is funny,thanks for sharing pab

janethagy

OH I just spit pepsi on my computer...lol
You musn't do that to me unexpectantly!! :)

craftybear

rofl

Born2Sew

What a hoot! You really have no idea how much I needed that laugh today. Seriously....

KarenSimon

I love it. I can't see anything without my glasses.