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    community benefactor Knot Sew's Avatar
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    A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

    On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

    The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound :wink:

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    Good One Ruth :lol: :roll: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LMAO!!!

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    Tee Hee. So funny. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    You crack me up.LOL Pun

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    LMBO

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    Senior Member adyldrop's Avatar
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    lol :lol: that was funny :lol:

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    Lol. I read it a few times and still didn't get it. Then I read it to my Mom and asked her. Makes since now! :D LMBO!

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