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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.

    Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
    Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

    Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
    Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer: "Ok."
    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
    Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

    Customer: "Now what do I do?"
    Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
    Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
    Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
    Customer: "How do you spell that?"

    Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
    Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
    Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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    Power Poster CarrieAnne's Avatar
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    lol!

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    Super Member amandasgramma's Avatar
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    Sadly -- that's FUNNY!!!!!

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    I think that 3rd customer was ME!:)

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    I've only been on board for a week & I know I can always get a chuckle from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erstan947
    I think that 3rd customer was ME!:)
    I was the 4th!

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    Thanks for all the smiles and giggles, Ditter!

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    I didn't know my phone was tapped they were all me

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    LOL! Thanks for sharing

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