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Thread: Girlfriends meet at the Ocean View Restaurant.........Funny

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    Senior Member Keeps Them In Stitches's Avatar
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    GIRLFRIENDS

    A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
    Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View
    restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson,
    the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

    10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free
    snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of
    cute guys.

    10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym
    and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little
    kids.

    10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight
    pants and nice buns.

    10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good,
    the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of a hot flashes), and
    fish is good for cholesterol.

    10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an
    early bird special.

    10 years later, the group of 75-years-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was
    handicapped-accessible.

    10 years later, the group of 85-years-old girlfriends discussed where
    to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View
    restaurant because they had never been there before.

    Keeps Them In Stitches

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    Super Member noveltyjunkie's Avatar
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    Like that punchline! LOL
    (I hope I am still meeting my girlfriends when we are 85)

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    That is a hoot, and your avatar is adorable!

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    lol!

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    i love that one lol

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    Really a good laugh with the ending.

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