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Thread: Good Bye Mom (joke)

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    Super Member Airwick156's Avatar
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    GOODBYE MOM ...

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    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

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    She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

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    He answered, "That's okay."

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    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
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    She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
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    The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
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    Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
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    "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
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    "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
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    The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."
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    Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

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    Now that was just downright rotten!! Here I thought you were saying goodbye to YOUR mother, and I was all ready to express my sympathy to you! 8-) Boy, if you were fishing, you just snagged a big one!!! :roll:

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    Well you got me on that story! Funny though!!!!

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    Well now that's one way to turn a frown upside down. LOL!!

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    I thought it was going to be a Mother's Day story. LOL

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    How cute! At least she is still smart.

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