Good Bye Mom (joke)
05-08-2011, 05:38 PM
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GOODBYE MOM ...
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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
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She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
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He answered, "That's okay."
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"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
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She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
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The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
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Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
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"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
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"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
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The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."
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Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
``
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
``
He answered, "That's okay."
``
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
``
She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
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The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
``
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
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"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
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"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
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The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."
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Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
05-08-2011, 06:01 PM
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Now that was just downright rotten!! Here I thought you were saying goodbye to YOUR mother, and I was all ready to express my sympathy to you! 8-) Boy, if you were fishing, you just snagged a big one!!! :roll:
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